This guy went to a pub in Alaska
There was an old american indian guy there in full gear
The bartender said, "he is called the 'Memory man' --- he remembers everything".
So the guy asked him who won the FA cup in 1956.
"Arsenal."
"Against who?"
"Manchester United."
"What was the score?"
"3-2"
"Wow! That's amazing"!
So he goes back to his home town and tells all.
About 15 years later, he goes back to alaska,
and decides to see if the memory man is still there.
So he goes to the bar, and there is, even more old and wrinkled.
The guy decides to greet him in his native toungue.
"How!"
The indian says, "cross from Gary Apple, header by Kevin Keegan in the last 15 seconds".