[Nolug] Mildly OT, but funny -- "how I wake up"

The following was written by Franklin Veaux and posted on his Live Journal
under the user name "tacit". He gave me permission to share it with NOLUG

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Uncompressing kernel......done.
Loading kernel...........................

FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) loaded. Good morning!

Loading sex drive framework....done.
Current arousal level is 8 (0-9)

Loading soundtrack...done.
Current music playing inside your head is:
VNV Nation, Standing

Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Throttling respawn
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 47 times

Loading device drivers..............done.
Probing devices:
Found 2 arm(s)
Found 2 leg(s)
Found 1 head(s)
*** WARNING: Head hurts, skipping further integrity checks
Found 1 sex organ(s)
Note: Current arousal level changed to 9 (0-9)

Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Registered new device: hands
Registered new device: feet
Registered new device: nose
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Registered new device: eyes
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 16 times
Initializing visual centers...... done, loading object recognition framework
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic

Initializing to-do list... done
Note: "Go pee" moved to top of to-do list
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 7 (0-9)
Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Current runlevel is now 1
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Initializing object recognition framework..............done.
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): cat
Identified 1 object(s): blanket
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Note: Last message repeated 15 times
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Current runlevel is now 2
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Loading motor control.......done.
Note: "Move cat" moved to top of to-do list
Note: "Move cat" urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Loading speech centers...done
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Note: Added "Find food" to to-do list
Note: "Find food" urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) running on device 0 runlevel 2
Good morning, Franklin! Time to face the day!

Written by Franklin Veaux and posted on his Live Journal under the user name "tacit".

Petri

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