Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. . . .and A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make (insert country of choice here) great, (not to imply that insert country
of choice here is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race,
creed, colour (color), age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms;
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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