RE: [Nolug] Merry Christmas & Happy New Year or is it Season Greetings?

At the risk of sounding slanderous (without implying nor acknowledging guilt
of an alleged slanderous remark), You have entirely too much time on your
hands. However, your greeting was highly entertaining and much appreciated.

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-nolug@joeykelly.net [mailto:owner-nolug@joeykelly.net]On
Behalf Of Charles
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 10:26 AM
To: nolug@joeykelly.net
Subject: [Nolug] Merry Christmas & Happy New Year or is it Season
Grettings?

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an
environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the
summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. . . .and A fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2004, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to
society have helped make (insert country of choice here) great, (not to
imply that insert country
of choice here is necessarily greater than any other country) and without
regard to the race,
creed, colour (color), age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms;

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any
of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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Received on 12/24/03