Re: [Nolug] [HUMOR] Windows 2000 source code revealed!

Old, but still funny.

On Sun, 2004-02-15 at 14:40, Mischa Krilov wrote:
> /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>
> #include <win31.h>
> #include <win95.h>
> #include <win98.h>
> #include <workst~1.h>
> #include <evenmore.h>
> #include <oldstuff.h>
> #include <billrulz.h>
> #include <monopoly.h>
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char makeProgLookBig[1600000];
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> displayCopyrightMessage();
> displayBillRulesMessage();
> doNothingLoop();
> if (firstTimeInstallation)
> {
> make50MegabyteSwapfile();
> doNothingLoop();
> totallyScrewUp_HPFS_FileSystem();
> searchAndDestroyTheRestOf_OS/2();
> makeFutileAttemptToDamageLinux();
> disableNetscape();
> disableRealPlayer();
> disableLotusProducts();
> hangSystem();
> }
>
> writeSomething(anything);
> displayCopyrightMessage();
> doNothingLoop();
> doSomeStuff();
>
> if (stillNotCrashed)
> {
> displayCopyrightMessage();
> doNothingLoop();
> basicallyRunWindows_3.1();
> doNothingLoop();
> doNothingLoop();
> }
> }
>
>
> if (detectCache())
>
> disableCache();
>
> if (fastCPU())
> {
> setWaitStates(lots);
> setMouse(speed, verySlow);
> setMouse(action, jumpy);
> setMouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (systemOK())
> crash(to_DOS_prompt)
> else
> systemMemory = fopen("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> getUserInput();
> sleep(5);
> actOnUserInput();
> sleep(5);
> }
>
> createGeneralProtectionFault();
> }
>
>
> /* end of Source Code to Windows 2000 */

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