Re: [Nolug] [HUMOR] Windows 2000 source code revealed!

Ron Johnson wrote:

>Old, but still funny.
>
>On Sun, 2004-02-15 at 14:40, Mischa Krilov wrote:
>
>
>>/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>>
>>#include <win31.h>
>>#include <win95.h>
>>#include <win98.h>
>>#include <workst~1.h>
>>#include <evenmore.h>
>>#include <oldstuff.h>
>>#include <billrulz.h>
>>#include <monopoly.h>
>>#define INSTALL = HARD
>>
>>char makeProgLookBig[1600000];
>>void main()
>>{
>> while(!CRASHED)
>> {
>> displayCopyrightMessage();
>> displayBillRulesMessage();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> if (firstTimeInstallation)
>> {
>> make50MegabyteSwapfile();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> totallyScrewUp_HPFS_FileSystem();
>> searchAndDestroyTheRestOf_OS/2();
>> makeFutileAttemptToDamageLinux();
>> disableNetscape();
>> disableRealPlayer();
>> disableLotusProducts();
>> hangSystem();
>> }
>>
>> writeSomething(anything);
>> displayCopyrightMessage();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> doSomeStuff();
>>
>> if (stillNotCrashed)
>> {
>> displayCopyrightMessage();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> basicallyRunWindows_3.1();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> doNothingLoop();
>> }
>> }
>>
>>
>> if (detectCache())
>>
>> disableCache();
>>
>> if (fastCPU())
>> {
>> setWaitStates(lots);
>> setMouse(speed, verySlow);
>> setMouse(action, jumpy);
>> setMouse(reaction, sometimes);
>> }
>>
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
>> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>>
>> if (systemOK())
>> crash(to_DOS_prompt)
>> else
>> systemMemory = fopen("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>>
>> while(something)
>> {
>> sleep(5);
>> getUserInput();
>> sleep(5);
>> actOnUserInput();
>> sleep(5);
>> }
>>
>> createGeneralProtectionFault();
>>}
>>
>>
>>/* end of Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>>
>>
>
>
>
LOL!
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